While I was at the supermarket today I came across these beautiful white strawberries. BTW, Hong Kong has the best supermarkets (City Super and 3hreeSixty are my faves). Anyway, since I’m basically a sucker for everything, I just had to try them. I grabbed a pack of 5 strawberries and twerked my way to the checkout all excited about my find not even thinking to check the price. I definitely farted a little when the cashier rung these little fuckers up at $350 HKD (~$45 USD)! Since I had already committed emotionally and I’m not a quitter, I said, “Amazing! Such a steal!” and just bought them. I lovingly cradled those babies all the way back to my bed, made it very clear to them that this was a one time thing, and had my way with them. The end.