The break downnnn
On shop minimum $50 tattoos
Means I only keep $30 not including the supplies it takes to do ur tattoo. Thirtyyy dollarsss meanwhile
This tattoo will last a lifetime. It will last longer then anything u ever bought for $50. It’ll last longer then ur last relationship, longer then the freshness ur mouthwash claims to keep ur shit, longer then the line at the dmv, longer then the wait outside the club when it’s switching from ladies free before 12 to bitch u gotta pay, longer then the amount of time u spend at work before thinking about quitting for the 1038373873 time on a Monday morning, longer then the longest lasting gum u ever chewed and I could go on and I can add tons of more cool ass facts. But the biggest fact of all is this is my job it’s how I pay for them tacos I like to eat so much and my gym membership to burn that shit off so pleaseeee know I am always being reasonable with my prices and know I like my mf tacos.